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Miliband Describes Talks With Obama As “Constructive”
Leader of the Opposition, Ed Miliband has told Gingerfightback’s Political Editor Marsupial Fanning that his recent meeting with President Obama was both “Constructive and nutritious.” The buck...
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Bombing Iraq – I Thought We Had Won! – By Bob On The Pot
I had the morning off waiting for Curry’s to deliver the new flat screen TV. It’s got surround sound, radar, sonar and a missile launching system. Naturally they didn’t turn up. The curly Kale diet was...
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Wonga To Manage Foodbanks – Ian Duncan Smith Hails New Approach
Gfb has learned that Payday loan company Wonga are to set up Foodbanks in England. The move has received the backing of the Secretary of State for Work and Fuckery, Iain Drunken-Spliff who said,...
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The Diving Dalai Llama – Bouncing Buddhist’s Budgie Smugglers Delight The Crowds
Gingerfightback’s correspondent, Ying-Yang Karma-Farmer-Hop Pole was delighted to see the Dalai Lama display his diving prowess recently when his holiness visited the Pond’s Forge swimming centre in...
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IKEA’s Stacking System For Elderly – Ian Duncan Smith Hails New Approach
Ian Drunken-Spliff – Secretary of State for Knobheadedness has employed IKEA to develop a revolutionary stacking system to warehouse Pensioners. The system, known as “NANSTACK” is believed by...
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“Lash The Fat To Houses To Save Energy!” Says Ian Duncan Smith
Secretary of State for Work and Fuckery, Iain Drunken-Spliff wants to lash fat people to houses to drive down energy consumption in the UK as part of the Government’s Green agenda. IDS told Gfb, “I’m...
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Tony Blair Calls On The USA To Bomb Scotland
Narcissistic loon Tony Blair has called upon President Obama to bomb Glasgow as he is convinced the Islamic State has gained a foothold in the land of the Kilted. As he told GFB, “I was with the Chairs...
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WHOOPS! Prince Charles in expletive laden tirade about the Scottish
Gingerfightback’s Hugh Pugh-Barney-McGrew was interviewing the heir apparent about his love of courgettes when Chas blurted into the microphone, “I’m sick of these Jock arsewipes moaning about how hard...
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Sean Connery Talks About Independence – As Told To Oily George
Oily, When I look at a photo of you I think of one word. Sexy Beast. More importantly what are your views on whether Scotland should become an independent McNation. Jock McJock, Jocktown McOily...
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Cameron’s Final Gamble! “Gingers Must Wear Burkhas!”
British PM David Cameron has played a dastardly final card in his bid to cling to power. BANNING GINGERS FROM PUBLIC VIEW! As he trails pointless oaf Ed Miliband in the polls, the posh boy “Who cares...
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Did Katie Hopkins Steal From A Food Bank?
Little ray of non-publicity seeking sunshine Katie Hopkins is under a cloud at the moment. The Queen of mock outrage, who has a trombone for a kneecap recently visited a Food Bank in Devon with the aim...
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Bull Pull – The Craze That Is Sweeping The World!
Hello, As Shakespeare wrote, “Tis, Twas, Aforesaid herewith are we not yet more than but could we be? Advance yonder light and rest upon my girded goatee.” Couldn’t have put it better myself. Here are...
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The Pope & Prince Charles – Both Love A Chinstrap!
Hello! To celebrate chinstrap month, here are some of the great and good who have proudly sport one. As Shakespeare wrote, “All the world’s a chinstrap”. Enjoy! Here is heir to the throne Prince...
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